God Just Wants to Help Me

A drunk man wandered from the bar to the beach. He saw the lovers kissing passionately, and someone shouted loudly: "Swallow, I can't live without you!". There was a young man who was drinking and talking to himself as he prepared to walk to the sea. Another old man pointed at the young man and turned to his grandson and said, "You must be successful in the future." There was no flower on the beach, but an insect flew over, spread its wings in front of him, and spun into a beautiful flower. He frantically wanted to take out his mobile phone to record this absurd moment, but found that his mobile phone was missing. At this time, the fish in the sea jumped up and gave the young man a mouthful. The young man regained his consciousness and returned to the beach and said: "Thank God for blessing!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.