Showbiz: I'm the Godmother of Rock in the Music Industry

"Bro, you play rock music. What's the point of that?"

"Oh, fate, I tell you!"

"I'm just a scallion, straight from outer space. If anyone tries to dip me in soybean paste, I'll take out their ancestors!"

Xu Long transmigrates to a parallel world, starting out at a livehouse music festival!

A C-list actor who has spent years playing bit parts on film sets, he returns after half a lifetime away only to find he's still a nobody. At the lowest point in his career, Xu Long decides to stop hesitating!

He picks up a piece of candy wrapper and braids it into his hair. He puts on makeup that makes him look outrageously tacky!

A bright red floral dress with a green coat, shorts in winter with his thighs exposed. The more flamboyant, the better!

And so, the most flamboyant singer in the history of Chinese rock is born!

He is the quintessential representative of ethnic punk, filling the gap in Chinese pop music when it comes to weddings and funerals!

When the suona sounds, even the gods leave the stage!

Fans can't stop saying:

"You've gotta be a little crazy to listen to Auntie Long!"

"There are plenty of godfathers of rock in music, but there's only one godmother!"

"Forget whether the music is popular. How can you tell if I'm a man or a woman?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.