The Senior Is in Seclusion. No, I Go Down the Mountain All the Time

前辈在闭关，不，我经常下山

by I'm a Hundred Percent Good Person (我是百分百好人)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 15k Words
Genre: Fantasy
Subgenre: Xuanhuan
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

This story is a little silly, but not that silly.

They all think I'm an expert, and I really am one.

You all want me to have a System, and I really do have one.

I have everything, but I don't want to give you anything.

I can teach you anything, but all I can teach you is how to ride a donkey.

Take this pot of chicken, for example. You can only eat the butt.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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