Livestream: I Make Chinese Two-Part Allegories That Drive the Whole Internet Wild

Shen Fei, bound to the God-Tier Hilarity System, transmigrated and became a host at a radio station, where he presented a late-night relationship advice show.

Since the program was mostly about comforting people, it didn't have many listeners.

But after Shen Fei arrived in this world, everything changed.

When listeners shared their bizarre experiences,

everyone thought Shen Fei would offer them comfort.

Instead, he couldn't help laughing and said, "That story of yours is like getting stabbed in the butt with a tiny knife. You've really opened my eyes!"

Listener A: "Host, I found out after we got married that my wife had been married before and had two kids. What do you make of that?"

Shen Fei: "That's like Qin Shi Huang touching a live wire: a total win!"

Listener B: "Host, my wife ran off. What do you make of that?"

Shen Fei: "That's like Grandma climbing into bed: you've got me cracking up!"

Listener C: "Host, my girlfriend wants 500,000 in bride price. What do you think?"

Shen Fei: "That's like wiping your butt with sandpaper: you really showed me something!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.