Sixty Thousand People Clicked Buy, the Blade Went Dull, and the Phones Never Arrived

Wang Xuance: I conquered an entire kingdom by myself and brought glory to China!

Liu Shan: Back then, Uncle Yun and I were mowing down enemies in an army of a million! Zhao Yun: I can confirm it's true. He was always a step ahead of me, too.

Liu Bei: Back in my day, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and I swore brotherhood in the Peach Garden, and together we divided the realm into three kingdoms.

Xin Qiji: I once chased tens of thousands of men with just fifty people! Didn't even blink! Don't ask why, just know my eyes weren't dry!

Chen Qingzhi: I once took three thousand men and defeated a hundred thousand, capturing fifty-two cities in a row. Armies fled at the sight of our white robes! Generals of the royal army, don't lose heart!

Li Yunlong: Give me forty thousand men! I'll take Tokyo!

The Jade Emperor: When I dealt with that demon Sun Wukong, I only needed a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers!

Then Lin Feng started a livestream. Sixty thousand viewers tried to slash the price on Pinduoduo, and even after their blades went blunt, they still couldn't get a single phone!

When a great sage who could foresee the future witnessed this, his expression changed dramatically: What? Sixty thousand people? You'd need two trillion people to get that 0.1 off!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.