Simulator: Zhang the Madman Teaches You a Lesson Online

Ever since Zhang Ding got the simulator, he's been edging ever closer to becoming an absolute menace.

In the Three Kingdoms world, he chopped down Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. In the real world, he blocked off a door haunted by the supernatural.

He kicked Dong Zhuo, cut down Cao Cao, and casually embraced Empress He.

He blocked the door, gripped a knife, and brandished it in the face of the supernatural.

He slashed the Xiongnu, stabbed them in the back. Let's see who dares call me the toughest now.

I laugh with my blade held high, and every supernatural being bends at the waist.

I grab some wine and take a couple of swigs. On the journey west, Heaven's Palace would be nothing without me.

I shoulder a pickaxe and sing a tune. At the end of the imperial road, I shamelessly and dishonorably seize the chance to recruit allies.

There's nothing Zhang is afraid to do. And if there is, it's already on the way.

Supernatural entity: "Don't even get me started. When he was holding two butcher knives, I didn't dare move, in case I got caught in the crossfire."

An anonymous Holy Son who filed a report: "That guy has no honor. He didn't even use anesthesia on those two butcher knives. Two quick slashes and I lost half a kidney. Wait, please don't zoom in on my face. I'm afraid of retaliation. Thanks."

Wherever Zhang goes, even the dogs by the roadside get slapped twice.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is coincidental. Do not imitate.