My Martial Arts System Is a Little Too Chuunibyou

At five, you watch a kung fu movie, stick your hands in the rice jar, and imagine you're practicing Iron Sand Palm.

At six, on your first day of school, you're the first to greet a stranger, so you think you're a master diplomat.

At seven, you swing a wooden stick around and become the greatest swordsman of all time, able to split open the heavens with a single stroke.

What happens when the delusions of a chuunibyou become reality?

Lin Fan sticks both hands in the rice jar.

Congratulations, little Host! You have comprehended Iron Sand Palm and taken your first steps on the path to mastery.

Congratulations, Host! You have unlocked a martial arts achievement.

Lin Fan's mouth twitched. He had a feeling there was something wrong with his System.

Then he picked up a wooden stick...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.