An Eighty-Year-Old Man's Journey of the World Collapsing

Why did Tianshan's Child Mother shout long live women's rights, why did Little Dragon Girl become a green tea bitch, why was Dongfang Bubai pregnant inexplicably and she didn't know who her biological father was, why Uncle Ying became a red archbishop... Haha, the dark history of a certain shady old man in Zhutian... Who said time travel has to be a thing for young people? Old man, I have seniority, a lot of experience, and I like to follow the latest trends. How can I fool Voldemort into lameness, straighten Han Li's views, bend Thanos, and let the original Tianzun fall in love with Nuwa. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.