The Stubborn Fat Guy

Yes, I'm fat!

Yes, I'm short, too!

So what? Who do you think you're looking down on?

I've got a staff that can pierce the heavens, the earth, and all creation!!!

Whoever you are, immortal or god, if you stand in the way of my path to immortality... I'll kill you with a single strike!

You can talk bad about me. I'll pretend I didn't hear it.

But if you call me an idiot, well...

One day, I'll use this staff to knock some sense into every god and Buddha in heaven!

Beautiful women are the exception, of course...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.