How Did I, a Deep-Cover Agent, Become a Navy Admiral?

Akainu: "You're the Navy's rising star."

The protagonist, inwardly: "I'm not. Really, I'm not. You're making that up!"

Akainu: "I saw you fight valiantly in the Summit War and nearly sacrifice your life."

The protagonist, inwardly: "The original owner was Blackbeard's undercover agent. He was clearing the way for Blackbeard!"

Akainu: "I hope you'll lead the Navy to glory and bring peace to the seas."

The protagonist, inwardly: "I just want to keep my head down in peace. If my cover is blown, I'm finished. Sob!"

Many years later, standing at the pinnacle of the world, he asks: "Tell me, how did I go from being an undercover agent to becoming the Navy Admiral?"

Those around him burst into laughter: "You're such a joker, sir."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.