NBA: I Am Yellow Chocolate Jay Chou

King Zhou Shijie likes to use the yellow chocolate system to give up music and pursue sports, relying on his three major skills of singing, dancing and rap to dominate the competition! Dayao: "I can average 35 points per game all because of Shijie's passing!" Kwame Brown: "I and Zhou Shijie can also get the maximum salary as a team!" Mutombo: "Zhou has given me my youth again. I want to borrow another five hundred years from heaven! He reminds me of the days when I was a chief in Africa!" Alston: "I have always dreamed of completing those street moves in the NBA, and Zhou fulfilled my dream for me!" Adelman: "Hidden behind Zhou's gorgeous style of play is an extremely simple basketball philosophy. He is undoubtedly the strongest point guard of this era!" Stoudemire: "Congratulations to Yao, you found your Nash!" Nash: "Don't! Amare! I don't deserve to be compared with Zhou!" Jason Williams: "They're both chocolate. Why is there such a big difference between white and yellow?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.