Wuxia Crossover: A Battle-Crazed Plant Takes on Pokemon Zombies

Li Ming transmigrated into a game he used to play: Martial Maniacs: Plants vs. Pokemon Zombies.

It was a game that mashed together countless genres, including farming, training, puzzles, competitive play, wuxia, and anime...

It was hailed as an epic, unprecedented, irreplicable phenomenon.

There was the Moon-Round Peashooter, obsessed with swordsmanship; the Ten Thousand Poisons Immortal Cactus, devoted to hidden weapons; and the One-Armed Squash, enamored with boxing.

From the start, the zombie Arceus, the f*cking god, wanted to eat Li Ming's brain!

Suddenly, a hole opened in the brain, saving Li Ming and guiding him to plant crops to fight the Pokemon zombies!

Li Ming: "Why learn swordsmanship? I've got a manual for staff techniques here!"

Brain: "The Moon-Round Peashooter has gone berserk and mastered the Green Dragon Crescent Blade! Demon Guan Yu has possessed it!"

Li Ming: "If my Pea Cousin doesn't want to learn staff techniques, that's fine. It can learn spear techniques instead."

Brain: "The Moon-Round Peashooter, little cousin, has gone mad and somehow defied the heavens to comprehend..."

Brain: "The entire pea clan has gone on strike."

Li Ming: "There are other plants, too."

The Ten Thousand Poisons Immortal Cactus, the One-Armed Squash, the Iron-Headed Venus Flytrap... They were all trembling in fear.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.