All the Provinces Are Joking, but You, Xiangxi, Are Really Kidding.

In the online class, the teacher asked everyone to introduce their hometowns, and the students began to infer during the video call. "To be honest, we Shuchuan people are allotted a giant panda when we turn twelve years old." "I really envy you. We Shaanxi people have to serve two years of terracotta warriors and horses at the age of 16." "Really? Everyone in our hometown runs a tannery!" "Our hometown pays tribute to Dongguang a rich Jian man every year!" "Every year for our coming-of-age ceremony in Hubei, we have to go to Shennongjia to catch a savage!" When it was Han Tang's turn to introduce his hometown, he smiled and said: "I know how to drive corpses at the age of five in Xiangxi." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Han Tang standing in front of the cemetery, ringing the bell for exorcism and shouting lowly. "Tiangang Beidou Disha Nanxing, follow my orders!" "Get the body up!" In the stunned gaze of the students, the three corpses suddenly stood up. Classmate: "Damn it, what kind of fun are you doing? All the provinces are joking, but you in Xiangxi are really serious!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.