Siheyuan: My Surname Is Zhen, and Jia Dongxu Got Me Killed

What? Jia Dongxu drank his ex to death? Let’s get him. We have to get him.

What? The protagonist wants to defend a widow and insult my wife?

Damao, listen to me. You know why you’ve been married for so many years without having a kid? Silly Zhu did it. He kicked you until you were impotent. Don’t believe me? Go get checked at the hospital. If it were me, I’d never put up with that.

What? The First Uncle is using morality to pressure everyone into donating? Fine, I know how to make coffins. How about I donate one for you? Buy one, get one free. Want to hear more? I can even make yours extra wide. Don’t go anywhere. Your whole family gets one free this year. Come by anytime.

What? My uncle’s acting up, and the Second Uncle has teamed up with the Third Uncle to take my house?

Fine. Whoever dares touch my house, I’ll burn theirs down. If I can’t live, then none of your families will either. Want to try me?

What? Silly Geng has grown up and can climb through windows and pick locks to steal from my house. Oldest, beat him up! Have you forgotten the boxing I taught you?

What? The Jia family has brought a whole crowd to demand compensation? Don’t you know thieves get their legs broken before they’re sent to the authorities? Watch me teach the kids in this second installment.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.