The Sect Is in Danger? I Slack Off, and My Weapons Automatically Kill the Enemy

The year's most absurd comedy!

After transmigrating to a fantasy world, Chen Yuan awakens the Ultimate Slacker System.

Just as the sect is in danger,

the System gives him a choice:

With a powerful enemy at the gates, to ensure the sect's survival, you choose...

1. Step forward and receive a Profound-grade cultivation art.

2. Let me slack off for a while. I'll go later. Receive 5 times your cultivation points per second.

Chen Yuan chooses the second option.

Your longsword is deeply dissatisfied with your slacking off. It evolves automatically into a first-grade Imperial Artifact, the Heaven-Slaying Demon-Breaking Sword.

The sect's crisis is over. The sect leader plans to appoint you as an elder. You choose:

1. Happily accept and receive an Earth-grade cultivation art.

2. How could this compare to slacking off? Receive the complete collection of Heaven-grade cultivation arts.

Chen Yuan chooses the second option again.

Your writing brush is deeply contemptuous of your slacking off. It evolves automatically into a first-grade Imperial Artifact, the Brush of Wisdom.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.