Bragging to an Orange Cat Exposes the Campus Belle's Secret

Jiang Chen never dreamed he'd become friends with a big orange cat.

On the first day he met the cat: "Is your owner really beautiful?"

On the third day: "Sweetie, are you really not going to set me up with your owner?"

On the nth day: "No need to introduce us anymore. I'm dating the campus beauty now!"

On the first day dating the campus beauty: "There's been a big orange cat mooching food and drink at my place lately!"

On the third day: "That big orange cat's starting to regret not introducing its human to me."

On the nth day: "Oh, crap! Honey, let me explain. The big orange cat stole these underwear and stockings from its human and said they were a birthday present for me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.