The Strongest Hokage: Take a Bath with Itachi and Begin to Preach

What? Am I actually Uchiha Ara? And I, Shisui, and Itachi are actually called the Three Uchiha Masters? I actually came to the Uchiha clan on the eve of the Yondaime sealing the Kyuubi. Why is the first mission to kiss Naruto? Now we are obviously trying to seal the Kyuubi, okay? Wouldn't it be so exciting? Payne: "Huang, come with me to make the world feel pain." Uchiha Madara: "Boy, my Infinite Tsukuyomi may be very handsome, keep an eye on it." Uchiha Ara: "Isn't this a trick I rarely learn? How can I become the strongest here?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.