Chaotic Time and Space, I Want to Travel Infinitely

"Boy! What are you doing!" "I want to travel through time!" "Then why are you carrying Kunlun Mountain on your back!" "I want to be like the Mountain-backing Emperor! Use Kunlun Mountain to destroy the vampire lair!" "Then you have to prove it first! Otherwise, how can you open the space-time tunnel?" "I have you! Why should I preach if I have you!" "No! This will cost you money!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.