The Great Qing: Live-Streaming a Rebellion, From the Start with Three Thousand Pineapples

Zhu Qing activates a portal connecting the modern era to the Qing Dynasty under the Kangxi Emperor. From the start, he equips himself with three thousand Big Pineapples and launches a rebellion, but Kangxi monitors his every move on video.

Kangxi: You dare rebel right under my nose? Do you take me for a fool?

Kangxi: A few bandits staging a rebellion, and you think they'll amount to anything? I'll let you make a fuss for three months, just for the entertainment!

One month later:

Fourth Prince Yinzhen: Imperial Father, urgent report from Nian Gengyao! The rebel Qing has taken Yuhang!

Kangxi: Three thousand Big Pineapples? Italian cannons? I see, the rebel Qing's weapons came from foreign lands overseas!

Two months later:

Songgotu: Your Majesty, Fourth Prince Yinzhen has lost the Two Jiang provinces!

Kangxi: I underestimated him! I really underestimated him! I let the rebel Qing grow into a real threat!

Three months later:

Zhu Qing, having fought his way to the gates of the Forbidden City in the capital: Kang the Pockmarked, our three-month deal is up. Here I come!

Kangxi: I hate this! I should have known better! My Great Qing is finished!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.