Honey, Stop Talking! They’re Already at Our Door!

Zhou Qing transmigrates to a cultivation world, where a woman abducts him and makes him her husband.

As time passes, he becomes more and more convinced that something is off about her.

She keeps saying she's a good person who fights for justice.

She also says her husband treats her so well that she has to repay him.

Zhou Qing thinks they're married, so there's no need to talk about repaying each other.

Then one day, she comes back from running an errand, and Zhou Qing is completely dumbfounded.

Bing Yuning: "Husband, this is the Holy Maiden of the Myriad Immortals Palace. She'll serve you tea and water from now on."

Bing Yuning: "Husband, this is the Canglan Sect's sect-protecting treasure. Hurry up and eat it."

Bing Yuning: "Husband, this is the Mistress of the Hundred Flowers Sect. She's not bad-looking, so she can make do as a maid."

As Bing Yuning takes inventory of the spoils, Zhou Qing looks at the cultivators filling the sky, his face turning green.

Bing Yuning: "Husband, this is..."

Zhou Qing: "Honey, don't say it! They're already at our door!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.