Campus Belle, You Only Slow Down My Cultivation

You read Lu Zu's Pure Yang Sword Art and obtained the Pure Yang Sword Art.

You read Baopuzi and obtained the orthodox Daoist Art of Breathing Qi.

You read The Classic of the Plain Girl and obtained twelve secret bedroom techniques.

The day came when Chen Xiao could no longer hide the fact that he knew how to cultivate immortality, and the following scene unfolded.

Campus belle Gu Sili: "Chen Xiao, can you really cultivate immortality?"

Chen Xiao: "It's all fake. You should believe in science."

Gu Sili: "Chen Xiao, are you selling that youth-preserving pill?"

Chen Xiao: "No."

Gu Sili: "Chen Xiao, can I be your girlfriend?"

Chen Xiao: "No!"

Gu Sili: "Why not?"

Chen Xiao: "Women only slow down my cultivation!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.