I'm in American Comics, and I'm Kizaru

After waking from a nap, Kizaru found himself reborn in a strange world.

Well, that was fine too. No more struggling to make it as an actor. Punching in for work every day was pretty nice.

But when a certain huge green guy smashed the place where he worked, he just couldn't stand by. Hey, don't mess with a man's livelihood!

He said, "How scary," then casually kicked the green guy underground.

After that, he switched to a different job.

Working regular shifts at S.H.I.E.L.D. seemed pretty nice too.

That's what Kizaru thought, until one thing after another started happening around him.

"Oh dear, will I ever get any rest..."

"These people are all so scary!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.