I Stumbled Drunk into the Campus Belle's Funeral, and She Faked Her Death and Pinned Me to the Wall

Jiang Chen transmigrates to a mysterious world! From the start, he finds himself at the funeral of his first love, the school belle!

He gets drunk and barges in, then, in an awkward impulsive moment, climbs into the coffin and starts picking at his toes alongside the corpse?

Who could have guessed the school belle would come back to life? Jiang Chen gets pinned against the wall instead!

At this critical moment, the System mysteriously activates?

Congratulations, Host. The System has been activated.

Reward for the Host: one Pure Yang Body Tempering Art!

Reward for the Host: the Profound Heaven Treasure Record!

Reward for the Host: the school belle's personal...

Oh, hell no! You can't give me that!

Years later, Jiang Chen watches the Outer Gods of the Myriad Worlds prostrate themselves at his feet and mutters to himself:

"If only I hadn't gotten drunk and climbed into that coffin back then..."

P.S. The villains are intelligent. This isn't a brainless power fantasy!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.