Storytelling Brings Me Depression: Kill the Immortal with One Sword, Make Me Cry and Invite the Moon

Su Wenxian accidentally obtained the storytelling-depressing system. As long as he told others to cry, he could gain Confucian awe-inspiring righteousness! So Su Wenxian came to Tongfu and started by saying Zhu Xian. "Three lives and seven lives, I will fall into Yama forever, just for love, I will not regret it even if I die!" Baguio uses his body as a curse and his soul as a guide. From life to life, I am willing to be your king! "I'm not waiting for anyone, and no one will come." "There are 80,000 Chinese characters, but the word love is the most hurtful." Are you a scholar? Don't watch Xianxia? It's okay, Du Shiniang sank the treasure box in anger and made your heart break. Common people? "I, Dou E, swear to the sky that if I die unjustly, my blood will be splashed on white silk, there will be snow in June, and there will be a severe drought for three years!" Actor? "I dare not forget my country despite my humble position, even if no one knows me!!" You say you are a monster? The legend of White Snake and the Snake Demon Leifeng Tower will make you wait for a thousand years! ....... Yao Yue burst into tears: "Master Su, if you bring Baguio back to life, I will marry you!" Everyone was depressed: "Old thief! What you said is very good, but stop saying it and go home and raise pigs!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.