Comedy Radio: I'm Really a Serious Host

Yang Lu transmigrated to a parallel world and became a radio host. Just as his show was about to be canceled, he bound himself to a Comedy and Romance System.

As long as the audience's emotions were stirred, he could earn rewards.

"Host, a friend I haven't seen in ten years called and offered me a chance to make a fortune overseas, with a monthly salary of twenty thousand. Should I go?"

"Go, of course you should! You have at least four excellent reasons to go!"

"First, you haven't seen each other in ten years, and instead of taking his own parents, his uncle, or his great-uncle along to get rich, he's taking you. What an utterly selfless motive! What a noble, pure person, free of all lowly interests!"

"Second, he knows carrying around two kidneys every day is exhausting, so he specially arranged to have one of them removed for you..."

"Host, I was eating at a local restaurant with a friend. The owner not only refused to give us a discount, he cracked our heads open."

"What a wonderful owner. He didn't give you a discount, but he did give you something."

"What?"

"A head-splitting dish."

"I'm really a serious host."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.