I Can Beat the Heavens but Pretend to Be the Virgin

"Welcome to Resident Evil, and congratulations on your reward: Kryptonian physique." "Kryptonian physique: super strength, super speed, super defense, heat vision, frost breath... Note: You must wear red pants, otherwise you can only use one-tenth of your superpower! " ········· "Welcome to The Dark Knight Rises and congratulations on your reward: The Mask of Loki." "Loki's mask has extraordinary powers..." Note: The greener the head, the stronger the divine power. ······ This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.