One-Punch Tang Sanzang: Smoking, Drinking, and Hitting the Brothels from the Start

My name is Chen Bin. I'm Tang Sanzang.

Just as I was about to find a pretty girl, give up my vows, and settle down, you tell me this is Journey to the West?

Fine! I've got a System, so Journey to the West isn't a problem.

Let me show you the terror of One-Punch Tang Sanzang.

Chen Bin: "So you're Sun Wukong?"

Sun Wukong: "Master, you don't have to call me Wukong. Call me Little Kong. Just call me Little Kong."

After speaking, Sun Wukong rubbed his swollen monkey face.

Chen Bin: "So you're the Golden-Winged Great Peng?"

Golden-Winged Great Peng: "You're the monk from the Eastern Land?"

Chen Bin: "You've got quite an attitude. Little Kong, get ready. We're having roast giant bird for dinner tonight."

Chen Bin: "So you're the Tathagata? Hurry up and give me the scriptures. I need to get back and spend time with my wife."

Tathagata: "Tang Sanzang, don't get too cocky. I'm warning you."

Chen Bin: "Little Kong, Little Ba, Little Jing, Little Long, beat him up! If he won't give them to us, we'll take them!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.