I Jumped Off a Cliff to Die, and Happened to Pick Up a Fairy Wife

The unlucky Chen Luo tried to kill himself by jumping off a cliff, but was so unlucky that even his suicide attempt failed.

A food-loving girl fell from the sky and made Chen Luo propose to her that very day.

Fifth Princess Bai Bingbing: Brother Chen Luo, I want to marry you. Just give me something to eat.

Heavenly Emperor Taibai: You insolent fool! Four Heavenly Kings, go to the mortal realm and bring the criminal here.

Four Heavenly Kings: Sigh. We were gatekeepers in Heaven, and now we've become security guards in the mortal realm.

Eldest Princess Bai Ranran: I came to punish this mortal. Why would I be blushing?

Chen Luo: Da Ran, Er Xue, San Yu, Xiao Si, and Xiao Bai, come over and massage my legs.

Chen Luo never imagined that while he was living it up at home, Heaven would be thrown into chaos.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.