I'm a Detective, and You Asked Me to Switch to Playing Football

Deep in the woods, there are lush forests and bamboos. A detective is secretly observing football legend Gao Zhibo. Gao Zhibo: "What's the purpose of being sneaky?" Yan Xiu: "I'm practicing Tai Chi." "Is it necessary to practice Tai Chi with long spears and short cannons?" "I'm a photography enthusiast." "What about scissors, ropes, and all-purpose glue? Can these be used for Tai Chi?" "Actually, my real identity is a handyman." "Look at your well-developed muscles, slender legs, and excellent physical fitness. Have you practiced?" "What do you want to do?" "Have you ever thought about becoming a football player?" ? ? "I think you have great potential!" "Are you kidding?" "The level of football in our country is like sowing seeds in the desert. It requires someone to wave the flag and shout out, and it also requires people of insight to dedicate ten, twenty years, or even a lifetime of youth and deep cultivation before green leaves can grow!" "But I'm just a private detective, and you want me to play football?" "Look at you, you've been discovered seven times in the seven days you've been here. Do you think you're really suitable to be a detective?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.