Siheyuan: the Talking King's Journey to All Realms

As a good young talker, Xu Wenjie's biggest characteristic is that he respects the old and loves the young. Dear uncles, come here and let me loosen your bones; don't run away, Uncle Xu will give you a massage! Hey, Qin Huairu, why is your face swollen? Jia Zhang, why are you lying on the ground? Queen Kesha angrily named Xu Wenjie's genetic data "a pig"; one day, Angel Yan received an incredible news: the genes of "a pig" are a perfect match for you, and you will be called the guardian angel of "a pig"... Xu Wenjie from Tian Long Ba Bu patted Duan Zhengchun on the shoulder: "Hey, I'll call you father-in-law once... Ahem... Five times, do you dare to agree?" In Journey to the West, the peach tree was lost and stolen, many of Taishang Laojun's treasures disappeared mysteriously, the ginseng fruit tree disappeared, and Guanyin Bodhisattva shouted: "That's not how the script was arranged!" In That Year in a Hurry, Detective Chinatown, I Am Not the God of Medicine, Yu Huanshui, Wind and Cloud, Legend of Sword and Fairy... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.