Three Kingdoms: Reluctantly Taking on the Great Wall Tile-Laying Contract

Cao Cao: Put tiles on the Great Wall.

Wu Fei: No problem.

Cao Cao: Speed is essential in war. The soldiers are marching too slowly.

Wu Fei: Forget bicycles. Here, an exoskeleton for every soldier.

Cao Cao: The soldiers don't get enough to eat.

Wu Fei: Forget steamed buns. Feed them golden pills!

Cao Pi: Back then, all you gave me was a *cake!

Wu Fei: I'll repay you a hundredfold now. Here, feed Young Master Cao some cake.

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