Are You Crazy? You Call the Heavenly Rankings Trash Novels?

Deng Xia unexpectedly bound himself to a flop-novel System.

What?? I get paid as long as my novel flops??

Do you know that I spent seven or eight years writing novels in my last life, and every single one flopped!

My fanfiction isn't getting any attention?

No problem! I'll write fanfiction, and it'll be based on an old movie like Uncle Nine. That has to flop!

But Deng Xia stared dumbfounded as soon as his novel went live, watching it shoot straight to the top of the charts.

After figuring out why his novel hadn't flopped, he confidently started grinding away at his second one.

A quick transmigration fanfic! I'll switch settings constantly and pad it with dialogue. Surely that'll flop!

Once again, Deng Xia could only watch as his work reached the number-one spot on the charts.

Fine, you win. This time I'll write historical fiction, without even giving the protagonist a golden finger.

Who could have guessed that this novel would still stand proudly at the top of the charts...

Deng Xia was about to cry. Please stop subscribing! I really can only write crappy flop novels!

Readers: See? That's the humble and low-key life of a genius author.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.