Genshin Impact: Battling It Out in Teyvat

Liu Suihe transmigrates to Teyvat. He assumes his life will consist of eating, sleeping, beating up the Fatui, and helping some blond idiot fight against the Heavenly Principles.

But why are you dragging people from Teyvat into PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds for a shootout? Where's my Vision?

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is one thing, but why is there also a Normandy landing?!

Barbara: The Anemo Archon may forgive you, but my AK won't! Studying medicine won't save Mondstadt!

Arataki Itto: Only girls use AKs. Real men use the Big D, so charge with me!

Eula: I won't forget how that flashbang blinded me!

Klee: This thing called a grenade is so much fun!

Hu Tao: We're rich, we're rich! Zhongli, time to receive guests!

Cells at Work! dungeon

Watching the world-shattering explosion before him, Xingqiu cries out: You call that a scrape?

Xiangling: Help! The staphylococcus is attacking people!

Paranormal world

Liu Suihe: As a staunch materialist, I don't believe you exist. Let me show you the might of my Hammer and Sickle Divine Cult!

Everyone: These dungeons are too hard!

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