Livestreaming the Three Kingdoms: I Steal the No-Service Server from the Start

Cao Cao flicks his sleeves and walks to the center of the banquet hall, his gaze sharp as he looks at the crowd, all of them weeping.

Without showing the slightest courtesy, he says, "You old men do nothing but cry whenever something happens. Usually you're either showing off your wealth or playing the victim in livestreams, but the moment trouble comes, every one of you falls apart. You're an embarrassment to the platform."

Old Wang isn't having it. He's never heard anyone talk so arrogantly. "Who the hell do you think you are, Cao Cao? You're just some tiny streamer. My Wang family has served dozens of bosses and made huge contributions to the platform. So what if I complain? How does it affect you?"

"Exactly! You ignorant brat, Cao Aman! You're showing no respect for the company's senior management. Believe me, I'll have your livestream shut down in a heartbeat."

Cao Cao rolls his eyes and addresses his livestream. "Bros, see that? Do you feel like I'm doomed? These old bastards aren't even a match for me. Just watch me turn the tables at the last moment."

"Come on, send me a sports car gift and I'll put on a show right now, bawling my eyes out and clinging to their legs."

"Streamer, 666! No complaints here."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.