I Explain the Analects on Livestream and Become a Modern Confucian Sage!

What does "a hero's true nature" mean? What does "I examine myself three times a day" mean? And what the heck does it mean to say that Li Bai was a prophet?

Looking at his fans' questions, Lin Cheng explains them one by one. "A hero's true nature? Easy. Heroes are usually men, and men are lustful, so being lustful is a hero's true nature!"

Netizens: "66666, that's a top-tier interpretation!"

Lin Cheng: "I examine myself three times a day? That's easy to understand too. When you're feeling lost, ask yourself: Have I bought a car? Have I bought a house? Have I saved up for a wife?"

Netizens: "Damn, guys, that hit me right in the feels!"

Lin Cheng: "Li Bai was actually a prophet, not a poet. Take 'Hard Is the Road of Shu,' for example..."

After listening, the netizens say, "Whoa, that's actually true! With the streamer's powers of interpretation, even the Confucian Sage would call you big brother if he came back to life!"

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