Livestream: Hilariously Teaching the Analects, Leaving Viewers in Stitches

Ye Qing transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to the Famous Quotes Livestream System.

From the start, he connects with Dai Xiaomei and explains the Analects in a humorous style.

Ye Qing:

Brothers! The Analects is really all about the tricks of the underworld.

"The Master does not discuss strange phenomena, feats of strength, disorder, or spirits" means, "I don't feel like talking right now, and I'm planning to use my freakish strength to beat you senseless!"

"If one hears the Dao in the morning, one can die content in the evening" means, "I found out how to get to your house this morning. By sunset, you're done for!"

"Is it not a heavy burden to take benevolence as one's duty?" means, "I've got this grand ideal called benevolence. Doesn't that mean I can hit you even harder?"

For a moment, the streamers and viewers watching were moved to tears.

Sister Zhou: "Brothers, I'm losing it. So that's what the Analects is really like."

Da Sima: "Heh, this move of mine... 'When three walk together, one of them is bound to be my teacher,' right? With my two teammates and me, we've got the fighting power of a whole division!"

pdd: "From now on, anyone who calls me fat gets 'The Master does not discuss feats of strength or spirits.'"

Dai Xiaomei covers her face: "Is this the legendary strength of Confucius?"

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