I, a Subverter of Confucianism and Taoism, Start by Interpreting the Analects

Fusu, the eldest son of the Qin Dynasty, happened to be the eldest son of the Qin Dynasty. Confucius, the eighth grandson of Confucius, led 30,000 scholars all the way west, and the evil spirits came to Xianyang. Fusu awakened the Confucianism and Taoism subversive system, and began to subvert Confucianism and Taoism by misinterpreting Confucian classics! "The Master said on the river: The deceased was like a man who never gave up day and night. What is the explanation for this?" "The meaning of this sentence is that a truly strong person does not need to take too many actions. He only needs to stand by the river and the corpse of his enemy will float along the current, day and night without stopping. It symbolizes the invincibility of the saint and his extreme self-confidence." "What does it mean to stand at thirty?" "It means that only when facing more than thirty opponents, the saint will stand up and deal with it, symbolizing the saint's absolute confidence!" "..." Looking at the misinterpretation of Confucian classics, Fusu suddenly lost his righteousness. Thirty thousand scholars all vomited blood. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.