Three Kingdoms Siheyuan: From the Start, Lu Bu Came to Claim Me as His Father

After transmigrating to the late Eastern Han Dynasty, Li Xiaohuan lives a carefree life, keeping a low profile in a courtyard house.

He wakes up after sleeping in, with the sun already high in the sky, to find Lu Bu at his door, asking to call him Dad. One kowtow later, the Great Farm System activates.

He harvests chili peppers in an instant. A bowl of beef noodles from the start leaves his little cousin Liu Bei drooling.

With an unlimited supply of magical seeds, he plucks out a gentle tune from Mignon's Song. Tell me, does Diao Chan feel numb?

Keeping a low profile is enough to bring in bumper harvests, and all the big names of the Three Kingdoms fight to join him.

Wen Ji cooks, Zi Long leads the horses, Zhen Mi tends the flowers, Dian Wei and Xu Chu guard the gate, and Zhuge Not-Bright pays three visits to the thatched cottage...

One day, as little cousin Liu Bei eats lingzhi mushrooms, he suddenly realizes something. "Big Brother, have we become immortal?"

Li Xiaohuan: "Keep it low-key, keep it low-key!"

Diao Chan: "Husband, there's a fellow outside with a furry face and a thunder-god's beak."

Li Xiaohuan: "Throw him out!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.