Wait, You Call a Lightsaber a Saber?

After transmigrating, Chu Tianwen awakens a military equipment research System and dedicates himself to ensuring logistical support for the armed police.

His first task: modify a *pore Swiss Army knife.

Armed police officer Xiang Ri: “I asked you to modify a knife. What's this lightsaber thing?”

Chu Tianwen: “Didn't you say the knife wasn't sharp enough? Now it can melt any weapon with one slash. Isn't that better?”

His second task: expand the capacity of a Type 92 semi-automatic pistol.

Agent 006: “You said this was a pistol. Where do I put the bullets?”

Chu Tianwen: “Didn't you say you kept running out of bullets? I used compressed-air technology to give it unlimited ammo. Is that okay?”

All the agents jointly submitted a petition: “Chu Tianwen has great ideas and is very good at putting them into practice. We're very satisfied with the weapons he makes. Don't let him make any more next time.”

Chu Tianwen: “How is that my fault?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.