I'm Here, Kill Them All

System: "Quest issued: Go sightseeing at the enemy team's fountain."

Gangzi: "System, don't mess with me! I want to win and take the championship. I don't want a flowerpot!"

Xiao Le: "Oh my god! Is that really Gangzi?"

Second Brother: "Gangzi has changed..."

Commentator: "Congratulations to our player Gangzi for winning the championship and taking home the flowerpot he's always dreamed of... Ah, no, the championship trophy!"

"Huh? Why did I say flowerpot?" The commentator was baffled.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.