It's Been Three Years Since We Broke Up, and You Tell People Everywhere That I'm Dead

Three years after breaking up, Ye Bufan happened to go to Canglan Realm to practice. When he didn't want to return, he found that his ex-girlfriend told others that he was dead, and the way of death was different! Everyone: "Ye Bufan? Aren't you already dead?" Ye Bufan: "Well, may I ask how I died?" "Jump off the building and commit suicide!" "Hit by a car!" "Take sleeping pills!" "Been bitten to death by a cat!" "I choked to death while eating!" "I went to the river to take a bath and was eaten by a piranha!" "Shot by terrorists!" "..." Listening to the increasingly outrageous methods of death, Ye Bufan glanced at the innocent-looking girl next to him, and silently took out the belt from his waist... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.