I'm Zhi Zun Bao, and I Force a Kiss on Zixia Fairy from the Start

What? You want me to put on the golden headband and become Sun Wukong?

You've got to be kidding. I have the Fairy Zixia by my side. Why would I want to become a monkey?

What? You're offering me a Buddhist rank so I can become a Buddha?

I'm already a Hunyuan Daluo Golden Immortal, a Quasi-Saint. What use do I have for your rank?

Patriarch Hongjun: "Supreme Treasure, go on the pilgrimage. Once you've overcome the tribulation of Journey to the West, how about I give you the Jade Emperor's throne?"

Supreme Treasure: "No way. I just want to roam freely through the Three Realms. What are you going to do about it?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.