Are You Crazy? You Want Me to Break PDD from the Start

Chen Lin transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and binds himself to a God-Tier Tilt System. At this moment, he happens to be playing a voice-chat PK match against the big-name streamer PDD.

PDD: "If I lose this round, what's the punishment?"

Chen Lin: "What? The chat wants to see Teacher Piao smoke in reverse?"

PDD: "No way. There's no way I'll lose!"

Chen Lin: "All right! Reverse smoking. You in or not?"

PDD: "I'm in!"

Five minutes later.

PDD pounds the table: "What the hell, guys? Are you all trolling me? I'm falling apart!"

Later, he joins Sister Zhou for a game of Fighting the Landlord.

Chen Lin: "Pair of aces."

Sister Zhou: "Pass."

Chen Lin: "Pair of aces."

Sister Zhou: "What do you mean? Breaking up a bomb into two pairs, is that a hint to me?"

Chen Lin: "No, no. I can't exactly play a three, can I?"

Sister Zhou: "You son of a..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.