After Exposing the Plot Against Journey to the West, I Talk the Jade Emperor into a Western Expedition

Jade Emperor: Minister Xuan Jian, Buddhism wants to use the Journey to the West to scheme against the Celestial Court. What do you propose?

"Buddhism can organize a Journey to the West under the pretext of overcoming a tribulation. Why shouldn't the Celestial Court organize a Western Expedition?"

Jade Emperor: Minister Xuan Jian, isn't that taking things a bit too far?

"Use your head. The Western Expedition is a chance to seize great fortune. If we succeed, what other sect could match the Celestial Court's fortune?"

Jade Emperor: Minister Xuan Jian speaks wisely. A million heavenly soldiers, march west!

Sun Wukong: Kill the Five Directions' Guardians, and I'll lead the Western Expedition army!

Zhu Bajie: I'm the mighty Marshal Tianpeng, and you're asking me to lead your horse?

Tang Sanzang: What the hell? Why is it so hard for me to return to Buddhism?

Guanyin: Jade Emperor, please, make Ye Xuanjian stop!

Tathagata: Jade Emperor, if you let Ye Xuanjian advance any farther, he'll really come to Spirit Mountain and wipe out Buddhism.

Jieyin and Zhunti: Jade Emperor, how dare you send someone to destroy our lineage?

Jade Emperor: ..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.