Express: Let Me Deliver Pandas at the Beginning!

Lord Fire Phoenix: "Yang Yu, the Victoria's Secret I just bought is almost here, please help bring it in!" Sword Immortal Ximen Yu: "Brother, would you like to come over and give me two cans of Red Bull?" Huang Yaoshi: "Xiao Yang, there is something wrong with my nine-turn alchemy furnace. Can you please help me courier it to Huodexingjun at Fuji Mountain Pass?" Black Mountain Old Demon: "My ten-thousand-year-old corpse has been having convulsions recently. You can send it to an ancient village in western Hunan to help find out the cause!" Bamboo Forest Fairy: "Brother Yang, my colorful feather clothes are almost ready. Can you go to Kunlun Mountain to help pick up the express delivery?" Fatty Master Jiuxian shouted: "The Guanyin Sect of the South China Sea has finally agreed to deliver that piece of purple bamboo forest to me. Hurry up and receive it!" All this bizarre express delivery life started with that day when a panda was delivered... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.