My Daughter Is a Transmigrator, and She Speaks for Me on a Blind Date

You Cang, a 28-year-old, handsome new human with tentacle powers from another world, is facing a matchmaking crisis.

You Lingling, You Cang's daughter and a transmigrator, was once a "relationship expert." Worried that her future stepmother might not be up to scratch, she's helping him find a partner.

Match No. 1: "For a face like yours, I'll pay ten million. Send your daughter away and we'll get married."

You Lingling: "No way. Make it a hundred million at least."

Match No. 2: "My mom says the house, the car, and the bride price are all non-negotiable. That won't be a problem for you, right?"

You Lingling: "My dad says your mom's wrong! There are plenty of two-legged toads around. We don't need you."

You Cang: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.