Transmigration: Getting By as an Imperial Guard

Xiao Qi transmigrates into the Great Xia Dynasty of a comprehensive martial arts world, becoming an insignificant junior officer in the Embroidered Uniform Guard.

He thinks that as long as he has a System to back him up, he can coast along in the Guard until retirement, marry eight concubines, and live happily ever after without a care in the world.

But the damn System keeps making things difficult for him:

Host failed to complete today's sign-in. Punishment: lose three centimeters!

Host failed to complete the assigned mission. Punishment: get bitten by a dog when you go out!

Host failed to complete today's sign-in. Punishment: get hit by a carriage when you go out!

Host failed to complete the assigned mission. Punishment: get caught peeping on Widow Zhao while she bathes!

And so, in order to avoid shrinking and protect his sex life, this unfortunate man struggles across every corner of Chang'an. Before he knows it, the paths he has walked have become a legend!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.