Zombie: My Laid-Back Life

Cao Tian woke up one day to discover he had transmigrated. Well, transmigrating was one thing, but he just had to end up with a constitution so poor that he could spend his whole life cultivating and still be stuck at the entry level, one of those classic protagonist templates. He had all the makings of a useless-protagonist story, so surely a System was next? But he waited and waited for 19 years, and no System ever showed up. Finally, when he turned 20, a System appeared. But this System was just as lazy as he was, with pitifully few functions. He swore he was done trying to rule the world. Living quietly as an immortal couch potato sounded pretty good. As for everything else, what did it have to do with him? First, let him crack open a Coke and wet his throat. Life as a shut-in was wonderful.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.