Something Is Definitely Wrong with This World

I really think something is wrong with this world.

1. Which of the following best describes the shape of the world we live in?

1. A sphere 2. An elongated shape 3. A disk 4. A concave bowl

What the heck?

2. In what order do the Four Sacred Beasts, Azure Dragon, White Tiger, Vermilion Bird, and Black Tortoise, represent the cardinal directions?

1. East, west, south, north 2. South, east, west, north 3. North, east, south, west 4. North, south, west, east

3. Which of the following creatures has never appeared in this world?

1. The phoenix 2. The qilin 3. The roc 4. The firefly

Who am I? Where am I?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.