Naruto: the Strongest Escape

Sasuke: Damn it, you can pretend better than me! Madara: I, Madara Uchiha, would like to call you the most pretentious! Xiao Li: Youth is about constant challenges, Long Ma is my lifelong enemy! Hidan, Angle: Before we kill him, we'll probably die from exhaustion. You can become stronger by pretending to be cool. From then on, a brand new king of bully appeared in the ninja world. Ryoma: I just like the way you hate me so much that you can't get rid of me. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.